A pirate walks into a bar. The barkeeper looks at him and says, “Where did you get that peg leg, hook hand, and eye patch? The pirate says, “T’was a run of bad luck, for certain. First, I fell overboard, and a shark bit off me leg. After I got me peg leg, I fell onto me bottle of rum and cut off me hand.

These funny quotes about boats will have you chuckling as you navigate the waves. You’ll find a mix of clever wordplay, silly observations, and relatable jokes about life on the water. Whether you’re a seasoned sailor or just starting out, these quotes will make your next boating trip more fun. Get ready to share some laughs with your crew ...