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  1. Funny 40th Birthday Quotes to Laugh Away the Pain

    1. They say 40 is the new 30. Please tell that to my knees. 2. Let’s drink some Red, Red Wine. Cause UB40 now. 3. I regret to inform you, but your 30s have expired. 4. May the 40s be with you. 5. You’re 40! Halfway between Diapers and Depends. 6. Congrats on turning 20 for the second time. 7. Damn you make 40 look good! 8. Let’s grab a cold one for...

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    14. Holy Shit, you’re old now. 15. Happy 40th Birthday! 16. 40 isn’t that old if you’re a tree… 17. Sorry, I’ll speak louder. HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY! 18. Here’s to 29 years, with 11 years of experience. 19. Being 40 means you did you stupid before the internet. 20. Forty and Fine! 21. The first 40 years of being a kid are the hardest. 22. At least you...

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    26. In your 40s you don’t have to drink to feel hungover. 27. Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. 28. Time to drink champagne and dance on the table 29. I cannot think you enough for turning 40 first. 30. Now that you’re 40 you get to start enjoying colonoscopies. 31. Cheers to being 40 and having fun!

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