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    60 Best Food Jokes for Kids That'll Have Them …

    • rd.com, Getty Images 1. What’s a banana’s favorite way to say thank you? Thanks a bunch! 2. What’s an apple’s favorite way to fly? Fruit flies. 3. What did the strawberry write to its crush? I’m berry fond o… See more

    Vegetable Jokes For Kids

    rd.com, Getty Images 1. Why do beets always win? They are un-beet-able. 2. What’s a turnip’s favorite soda? Root beer. 3. Why was the artichoke so generous? It had a big h… See more

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    Dairy Jokes For Kids

    rd.com, Getty Images 1. Why is cottage cheese so polite? It’s always curd-eous of others. 2. What did mozzarella say to cheddar on their date? “You look sharp!” 3. Why did th… See more

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    Bread Jokes For Kids

    rd.com, Getty Images 1. What did one slice of bread say to the other during a fight? “You’re toast!” 2. Why did the slice of bread get sent home from school? It was feeling crumby. 3. … See more

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    Pasta Jokes For Kids

    rd.com, Getty Images 1. Why did the noodle get a tutor? It wasn’t spaghetting its homework. 2. When was a noodle a piece of dough? In a pasta life. 3. Why did the noodle hav… See more

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    How do you tell a child a food joke?
    When it comes to food jokes, it has to be something that kids will understand and be able to remember. The best part of telling a kid a joke is watching them crack up and then go repeat it to everyone who will listen 100 times. So, I always look for jokes that I know my kids can repeat. Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours? A. Nacho cheese!
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