Here are some short, funny Father’s Day jokes and quotes. Happy Father’s Day to the puniest man on the planet. ‘The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get’ – Tim Russert. Happy Father’s Day to the world’s greatest taxi driver. ‘A father carries pictures where his cash used to be’ – Steve Martin.

Pick one of the funny quotes below to give your dad a good laugh on Father’s Day with a funny card message. These quotes poke fun at the father-child relationship and celebrate the joys and trials of raising children throughout the years. “Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.” —Al Unser