Here are some funny shopping quotes and captions for you. Those who hate shopping, don’t know how to shop. ~ Unknown. Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. ~ Unknown. I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. ~ Tommy Cooper. Shopping is my cardio. ~ Carrie Bradshaw.

46. “There is no shame in emotional shopping.”. – Unknown. 47. “Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same & you get a dress out of it.”. – Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic. 48. “Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.”.

“...most guys have about 73 calories of shopping energy, and once these calories are gone, they're gone for the day - if not the week - and can't be regenerated simply by having an Orange Julius at the Food Fair.” “You? A man? Wants to come shopping with a woman? For clothes?” “Ah, but not for clothes, not for skirts or shoes.” He shuddered.