A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK, old fart, time to retire.' The old rooster replies,' …

The young rooster laughs and responds, “You don’t stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.” The old rooster takes off running.

The old rooster replies, "I may be done, but the rule here is; whoever wins a race around this farm is the one who will be in charge"! The young rooster agrees knowing he will win easily. "But, …

By lap 9 the young rooster has nearly caught up to the old rooster and the old rooster holds only a foot-long lead on the young rooster. The other animals can't control their excitement. The …

He had arrived on the farm in the morning, and was looking at himself proudly as the old rooster of the farm - the only other male of the species in the vicinity - came to him. The old rooster said, …

Old Wise Rooster Joke: A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, OK, old fart,... the joke is just …

The young rooster smiles: "You know I`m going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair, I`m even going to give you a head start." The two roosters line up in back of the farm house; a hen …

The old rooster says: "You can't handle all these chickens, look what it did to me!" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give me a hassle about this old man. It's time for the old to step …

The old rooster says, "I bet I can race you around the barn 3 times and win". Then the younger rooster says "your on". Then when they start the race, the old rooster jumps ahead, the …

Oct 28, 2024 · The farmer, mistaking the race for something else, shoots the young rooster, believing he’s bought yet another “gay” rooster. The humor comes from the farmer’s …

Old Rooster Joke: A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,' OK, old fart,... the joke is just one of …

Nov 15, 2024 · Rooster jokes, celebrated worldwide, tickle funny bones across cultures with their clucking humor. From clever puns to silly anecdotes, these feathered funnies bring laughter to …

Mar 20, 2024 · Savor the adult-themed rooster jokes crafted for a mature audience’s amusement, combining wit and ribaldry for a humorously grown-up experience that’s delightfully witty. Why …

Jul 23, 2024 · Here, we present a collection of 49 unique and hilarious rooster jokes, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. 1. Why did the rooster go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken strip. …

When they are just running past the porch where the farmer was sitting, the young one has nearly caught up with the old one, running as fast as he can with his eyes bulging and his tongue …

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is …

Feb 12, 2025 · I’ve gathered the best chicken jokes, each one crispier than the last. As your personal comedy chef, I promise a finger-lickin’ good time. If any joke falls flat, blame the …

Why did the rooster cross the road? He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Old Rooster:"Alright lets make a deal, we make a race to the Barn, winner takes all." The young Rooster agrees and they start running. Despite his old age, the old Rooster manages to get a …