"I promise to laugh at all your jokes, even when I'm the only one." "I promise not to take the first sip of your drink before giving it to you." “I promise to take Instagram-worthy pictures of you." "I vow to open jars for you and pretend that you loosened it, even though we both know it was my muscles that opened that thing."

Funny Non-Traditional Wedding Vows “I promise to be your co-pilot, your navigator, and to bring snacks on our road trip through life.” “I vow to love you even as you scan through all those movies without picking one to actually watch.” “I vow not to carry on watching a Netflix series we started together without you.

"I promise I'll always be 100% faithful, and never a traitor." 2. “I promise to make you a bacon sandwich when you’re hungover." 3. “I promise to never watch the next episode on Netflix without you, no matter how much I want to." 4. "I promise that even if I get other options, I will always want to couple up with you."

Something that might be funny to you might be viewed differently from a third-party. “I promise to comfort you when the Falcons lose and drink beer with you when they win.” “I promise to buy taller shoes so you can wear heels.” “In sickness and in health: I promise to take care of you, even when you’ve over-indulged the night before.