"I vow to nearly always notice when you’ve had your hair cut." "I love you, pants or no pants." "When I say ‘I do,’ I don’t mean the dishes." "I promise to love and honor during the offseason." "I vow to laugh, for real, at your every joke no matter how stupid or poorly told. I love you that much."

"I promise to unclog the drain, even though you're the only one of us who has long hair." "I vow to get a professional even though I really want to try to do it myself first." "I vow to protect you from spiders as long as we both shall live." "I promise to take Instagram-worthy photos of you."

“I promise to make you a bacon sandwich when you’re hungover." 3. “I promise to never watch the next episode on Netflix without you, no matter how much I want to." 4. “I promise to wash up when you cook dinner." 5. “I promise to let you know when you’re making a slight error in fashion judgement."