5 days ago · “At work, I wear my maturity like a badge, though it’s still being stitched.” Maturity takes time to tailor perfectly for professionals. “I tried to age gracefully, but retirement wrecked …

Jan 23, 2025 · These quotes capture the witty truths of growing older without taking yourself too seriously. “At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means finding my car in the parking lot.” Relatable? More …

Let these funny Maturity Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day. but delicious in the years of maturity. and to bear an injustice without …

Jan 23, 2025 · Some say gray is maturity sneaking up on you, others call it ‘wisdom streaks.’. Either way, it’s your shining badge of survival through deadlines, decisions, and a lifetime of …

Jul 20, 2024 · Scroll on through to find the best funny old age quotes. “Getting older is fine. There is nothing you can do to stop it so you might as well stay on the bus.” – John Byrne. “I have a …

Getting older isn't easy, but it can sure be funny. These quotes about aging will have you laughing through the wrinkles and the gray hair. Enjoy! "Age is merely the number of years the world …

Sep 24, 2011 · Some of the best, wittiest, and most humorous quotations in the English language are quotations about age, childhood, adolescence, middle age, and old age— most of all, …

Feb 26, 2025 · But not before you enjoy these 33 funny quotes about age. I am confident they will amuse you, and they’ll get you thinking about life too. Age is a very high price to pay for …

Jul 23, 2021 · Aging brings plenty of wisdom, but lets not forget about the laughs and inspiration! Here are 55 of the best aging quotes. 1. “Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.” – …

Sep 27, 2023 · In this article, we’ve compiled a collection of funny quotes about aging that are sure to have you chuckling and embracing the joys of getting older. From hilarious one-liners …

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"A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright." —Lucille Ball (comedian) "Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the …

Feb 16, 2024 · Age is mandatory, maturity is optional. I don’t suffer from old age, I enjoy every minute of it! I’m not old, I’m vintage. I’m like fine wine, getting better with age and a lot more …

Mar 17, 2025 · So in today’s post I’d like to share 175 of the most relatable and hilarious quotes about life. I hope these witty and funny sayings will help you to release some stress about your …

5 days ago · #aging #funny #oldGet ready to laugh at life’s little quirks with this collection of 70 sarcastic quotes! From witty one-liners to clever comebacks, these qu...