You can beat the heat
If you beat the charges, too
They said I was a cheat
I guess it must be true
And my friends all smell like weed or little babies
And this city reeks of driving myself crazy

Little did you know
Your home's really only a town
You're just a guest in
So you work your life away
Just to pay for a timeshare
Down in Destin

Florida!!!
Is one hell of a drug
Florida!!!
Can I use you up?

The hurricane with my name when it came
I got drunk and I dare it to wash me away
Barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine
Well me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time
Yes I'm haunted, but I'm feeling just fine
All my girls got their lace and their crimes
And your cheating husband disappeared, well
No one asks any questions here
So I did my best to lay to rest
All of the bodies that have ever been on my body
And in my mind, they sink into the swamp
Is that a bad thing to say in a song?

Little did you know your home's
Really only the town you'll get arrested
So you pack your life away
Just to wait out the shitstorm
Back in Texas

Florida!!!
Is one hell of a drug
Florida!!!
Can I use you up?

I need to forget so
Take me to Florida
I got some regrets
I'll bury them in Florida
Tell me I'm despicable
Say it's unforgivable
At least the dolls are beautiful
Fuck me up, Florida!

I need to forget so
Take me to Florida
I got some regrets
I'll bury them in Florida
Tell me I'm despicable
Say it's unforgivable
What a crash, what a rush
Fuck me up, Florida!

It's one hell of a drug
It's one hell of a drug
Love left me like this
And I don't want to exist
So take me to Florida

Little did you know
Your home's really only a town
You're just a guest in
So you work your life away
Just to pay for a timeshare
Down in Destin
Little did you know your home's
Really only the town you'll get arrested
So you pack your life away
Just to wait out the shitstorm
Back in Texas

Florida!!!
Is one hell of a drug
Florida!!!
Can I use you up?
Florida!!!
Is one hell of a drug
Florida!!!
Go on fuck me up