Here are some of the best funny sayings for church signs:

1. “Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water.”
2. “Adam and Eve: the first people not to read the Apple terms and conditions.”
3. “God answers knee-mails.”
4. “Our Sundays are better than Dairy Queen’s.”
5. “This church is prayer-conditioned.”
6. “Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.”
7. “We’re like fudge: sweet but with a few nuts.”
8. “Be a Fountain, Not a Drain.”