11.) Bowling – You can get three strikes, and you’re not out. 12.) Bowlers always have time to spare. 13.) Bowling is right up my alley. 14.) Clean Sweeps. 15.) Cleaning up the Strik… See more

29.) Gutter Ball Gurus. 30.) I hear the bowling thunder. 31.) I hope you like animals cause I’m a beast. 32.) Bowlers never die; they just end up in the gutter. 33.) I’m on … See more

56.) Knocking them down, one pin at a time. 57.) Oh, spare me! 58.) Who gives a split? 59.) Lean, mean bowling machine. 60.) Another strike for the win. 61.) Bowl. Curse. Pra… See more

138.) Every bowling center should have a house pro. Don Johnson 139.) Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. George Carlin 140.) I’m a bowling pin; evenw… See more