Here are some birthday wishes for an old man: “Happy birthday, Dad” “You’re not old, you’re perfectly aged” “It’s time to celebrate the oldest person I know” “Eat as much crap as you want. Calories don’t count on your birthday” “Happy birthday to my favorite dinosaur”

Happy birthday! Keep on smiling while you still have teeth! Happy birthday, old man! Don't worry about your eyesight going as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you every time you walk by a mirror. At least you're not as old as you will be next year.

Related: Hilarious Birthday Wishes For an “Old Man” Sure, you’ve got more wrinkles, less hair, and your balls are sagging ever closer to your knees, but… eh, I got nothin’. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday, man! I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack.

Happy birthday, you old fossil! You've officially reached an age where your back goes out more than you do! A wise man once said, "Forget about your past - you cannot change it." I'd like to add: "Forget about your present - I didn't get you one." You're how old?!