8. I didn’t claw my way up the food chain just to eat vegetables. 9. Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends us cooks. 10. Becoming a vegetarian is just a big mis-steak. 11. First we eat meat, then we do everything … See more

16. Steak is best eaten with yearning in your heart and a big smile on your face. 17. The only time to eat diet food is when you’re waiting for steak to arrive. 18. My diet consists primarily of steaks. I supplemen… See more

21. Where’s the beef? 22. Easily distracted by beef. 23. Roast beef medium is not only a food, it’s a way of life. 24. Powered by beef wellingtons. 25. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 26. Farm fresh beef.… See more

27. Like a sausage, you might like the taste of it, but you don’t necessarily want to see how it’s made. 28. Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it. 29. Pride is all very well, but a sausage is … See more