Short and Funny “Get Well Soon” Messages

1. “Get well soon so you can stop watching bad TV!”
2. “Time to start healing—your Netflix queue is out of control.”
3. “Feel better soon… or at least lie about it on Instagram.”
4. “Take it easy! We need you at full sarcasm levels.”
5. “Rest up. I don’t have the energy to make new friends.”
6. “Get well soon… and I’ll even bring you snacks you actually like.”