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  1. Here are some funny football quotes:
    1. "You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four." - Dan Birdwell
    2. "Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare."
    3. "The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean."
    4. "If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead."
    5. "Baseball players are smarter than football players."1
    6. "Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes, and at the end, the Germans always win." - Gary Lineker
    7. "Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude." - Bill Shankly
    8. "I spent my life trying not to be arrogant."
    9. "The ball is round, the game lasts ninety minutes, and everything else is just theory." - Sepp Herberger2
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    • You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell
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    • "Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes, and at the end, the Germans always win." ...
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