Long Distance Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend “Happy birthday to my long distance bestie! I promise to not make fun of your age… until I see you in person, that is!” “Distance may keep us apart, but it won’t keep me from making you laugh on your special day! Happy birthday, my dear friend!” “Another year older, but not a day wiser!

Don’t you think you’ve been around for too long? Just kidding. Happy Birthday! Hope you have a fun celebration. I know you’re upset about having your birthday before me, but don’t worry, the two of us are going to be just as old. Happy Birthday! Laugh and laugh all you can while you still have teeth. It won’t be for long when they’re gone.

Happy birthday to an oldie, but goodie! In dog years you're...oh never mind. Bottoms up, birthday (girl/guy)! Happy birthday! I think it’s great you used to be so young. Happy birthday to someone who still isn’t showing their age! If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you.

Funny Wishes I don’t think there is anyone in this world who knows my dirty secrets more than you! May you always guard them with your life! Hahah! Our long friendship is a testament to our love, faith and respect for each other. A very happy birthday to you!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed? Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish.