Here are some 70th funny birthday card messages: 70 and still rocking, just a bit more gently! 70 is the new 50… in Celsius! Age 70: where ‘getting lucky’ means finding your glasses. 70 years young and still misbehaving! Happy 70th! Just remember, you’re not old, you’re a classic!

Try some of these fun or funny birthday quotes. Happy 70th! Now you have to learn how to spell "septuagenarian." Your 70th birthday brings wisdom, if only you could remember all the stuff you learned. Congrats on turning 490 in dog years. Only 30 more years until you're an antique. Happy 70th!