1. Turning 70 means two things: you survived the 60s and you survived your 60s. 2. Happy 70th Birthday! 3. The older you get. The better you get. Unless you’re a banana. 4. And remember, age gets better with wine. 5. You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake! 6. Sassy, classy, and still kickin’ assy!