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  1. Funny 50th Birthday Wishes, Messages and Quotes

    Find hilarious and original ways to wish someone a happy 50th birthday with these funny cards, texts and quotes. Whether you want to poke fun at their age, their appearance or their life, you can choose from a variety of options to make them laugh.

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    Happy 50th birthday! You’re aging like wine. Congratulations! The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? It’s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing! Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers! It’s just about gaining a few more grey hairs than me, nothing else...

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    Don’t ever bother spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old-timer. As you turn 50 you can age as gracefully as you like – flaunt your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to hide them. Whichever path you choose, it only happens once so do it well...

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    Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles. – Melanie White By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician. Turning 50 means it’s only a matter of time before you’re regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblyn 50 years old means no more wear...

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    Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy 50th birthday! You’ve been in your thirties for so many years. I’m quite unsure about your age this year. Maybe it’s the fifty. Happy birthday anyway! Something special in you always helps you stand out in a crowd. That’s your age! I believe you’re here since the dawn of time. Dinosaurs have...

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