“A good husband makes a good wife.” “Well behaved wife rarely make history.” “My husband’s wife is freaking awesome.” “A woman’s apology: I’m sorry but it was your fault.” Funny Husband Wife Quotes “I and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.” “Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met.”

Enjoy yourself, and be a happy husband. Shared happiness is twice happiness, while shared sadness is half pain. A deaf husband and a blind woman would make a happy couple. A man is content when he finds a true friend, and he is even happier when his wife turns out to be that close friend.