Here are some funny quotes about marriage:

1. "Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature."
2. "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond.’"
3. "Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener."
4. "A good marriage is like a casserole—only those responsible for it really know what goes into it."
5. "Newlyweds become ‘oldyweds’, and ‘oldyweds’ are the reasons we have anniversaries." ^brides.com+2 ^{1 2 3}