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    Here are some funny New Year quotes for 2024:
    1. "Why did 2023 go by in a blur? My resolution must've been too low. Happy New Year 2024!"
    2. "Why did the woman start making breakfast at 11:59 p.m. on December 31? She wanted a New Year's toast."
    3. "My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating…starting tomorrow."
    4. "Cheers to another year of pretending I know what I’m doing!"
    5. "New Year, same me, but I’ll try to be better…ish."
    6. "I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person."
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