“Your singing is like a surprise dental appointment – no one wants to hear it.” “You must be a musical rebel because you consistently break all the right notes.” “Your singing reminds me of a rooster with a sore throat – painful and too early in the morning.”

‘Doctor, I keep spontaneously singing songs by The Who’ ‘ How long has this been happening?’ ‘Ever since I was a young boy…’ I opened the fridge today and the milk was singing a Michael Jackson song I think it’s Bad Nothing beats a girl with a great singing voice

What rock group has four guys that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore. Which singer is the quickest with a sewing machine? Tailor Swift. Why are bad singers like pirates? They both murder in the high Cs. Why can't pirates sing the alphabet? Because they get lost at C.