Guy at a grocery store: Are those genetically modified eggplants? Store worker: Why do you ask? Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask? At the grocery store checkout, I was asked, “Paper or plastic?” I said, “Either, I’m bisacktual.” [Grocery store] Ok, milk… check, eggs… check, tomatoes… check.

Shopping resembles a container of chocolates – no one can really tell what fantastic thing you’ll see as straightaway! Shopping is the main time I’m good with getting a receipt up to a CVS receipt.