Funny Birthday Messages for Women May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady! Cheers to a woman who has been thirty… fifty times! Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge! When you were born, the sun shone… for the very first time!

Funny birthday wishes for your girlfriend Here is a list of funny wish ideas: I don’t believe in birthdays because I know you came straight from heaven to make my life happier & beautiful. All the good wishes for my angel! They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much! Love you, baby!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend Hey girlfriend, I was scratching my head to rope in the best birthday gift for you but I couldn’t find any except beauty products. The pace at which you are getting wrinkles, no birthday gift is better than the beauty products to hide your terrible wrinkles. Happy birthday to my spicy like a chili girlfriend!