Here are some funny sayings for the 50-year-old man in your life. 1. I’m too sexy for my hair, that’s why it isn’t there. 2. When you’re fifty, children innocently ask you if you had a … See more

Here are some funny sayings for the 50-year-old woman in your life. 1. Happy 50th birthday! Here’s to another decade of us laughing at each other’s jokes and offering each other … See more

By your fiftieth birthday, you have years of experience. You have learned some of the hardest lessons in life. You’ve had good times, and probably many bad times too. And from al… See more

Next up on my list are some short 50thbirthday messages for when you don’t have a lot of space to work with for your text and you need to keep it brief. 1. I get everything … See more