Because somewhere in the world (usually Florida) something hilariously bizarre is going on, enjoy twenty-nine of the funniest newspaper headlines we could find: Enjoy these hilarious newspaper headlines? Then be sure to check out Runt of the Web's other posts on funny quotes and funny signs you don't want to miss!

These news headlines shocked the world! For this list, we'll be looking at the most famous, shocking, and creatively-written news headlines throughout modern history. Our countdown includes “King Elvis Dead”, “Beatle John Lennon Slain”, “Nixon Resigns”, “Mandela Goes Free Today”, “War on America”, and more!

In the news Headlines sell newspapers and get page clicks. So it's key that newspapers hire ace headline writers to lure in readers The American Society of Copy Editors just named the winners of their National Headline Contest. They get just $500 for winning, but they also get nice publicity for their newspapers and news sites.

JAPS BOMB HAWAII. Daily News. December 8, 1941. This is one of the best Pearl Harbor newspapers ever published using 3″ bold headlines. The front page New York Times in 1975. Operation Frequent Wind begins removing the last Americans from Saigon. The Daily Telegram. November 11, 1918: “World War is Over" Harbor Attack.