You’re aging like wine. Congratulations! The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? It’s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing! Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here!

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes On your 50th birthday, don’t think of it as the beginning of the end… think of it as the end of the beginning! Happy Birthday! You’ve now reached the age where you can officially start lying about your age! Happy 50th Birthday! You don’t just look amazing for your age – you are amazing at any age.

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes You’re not 50, you’re 18 with 32 years of experience. Happy birthday! Happy 50th birthday! Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. At 50, you’ve finally reached the age where you know what you want and you’re not afraid to go get it.

You are like the fine wine that gets more exquisite with age. Happy Birthday and have the best night of your life! If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday. I would joke about you getting old, but I’m afraid you’ll laugh your teeth out.

For a 50th birthday card, you could write something funny and lighthearted such as: “Don’t worry, you’re not 50, you’re 18 with 32 years of experience!” or “Happy 50th birthday! It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.” You could also mention how great the person looks for their age and wish them a year filled with love, laughter, and adventure.